I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my being single is dangerous.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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