bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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