Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
