I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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