I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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