I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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