before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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