got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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