Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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