I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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