Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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