At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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