I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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