their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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