There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.