the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.