I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
operation harelip BJ is a go
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks