guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?