They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I party with great urgency now.
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