just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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