Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He shit in the fireplace
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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