Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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