Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
