Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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