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I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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(508): I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college http://tfl.nu/po1d

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Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?

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(970): Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet? http://tfl.nu/tasx

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help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.

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(703): help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help. http://tfl.nu/t5wn

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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

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(414): can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved. http://tfl.nu/t1em

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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.

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Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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(606): I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me. (1-606): Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons. http://tfl.nu/drp9

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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.

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(562): Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek. http://tfl.nu/3lde

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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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(281): seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout http://tfl.nu/w9k1

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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

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(510): Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today. http://tfl.nu/bpyv

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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.

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(904): Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them. http://tfl.nu/3t7j

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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service

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And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.

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(562): I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service (562): And I got $4 when somebody made it rain. http://tfl.nu/btbw

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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine

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(248): Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine http://tfl.nu/ph8k

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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.

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i dont think thats healthy man...

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(970): im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful. (303): i dont think thats healthy man... http://tfl.nu/vurl

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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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(616): I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners. (648): 100% http://tfl.nu/zuxh

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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.

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(802): My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward. http://tfl.nu/hjrs

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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place

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I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck

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(515): We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place (1-515): I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck http://tfl.nu/93u8

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