I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?