I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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