yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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