wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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