I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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