I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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