dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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