I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit