laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome