I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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