Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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