don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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