Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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