hotel room ftw
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
a search helicopter?!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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