Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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