what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.