god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.