Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so that wasnt chicken after all
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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