My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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