yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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