The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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