I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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