It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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