just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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