Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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