I don't think brook has ever known best
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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