i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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