how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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