school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.