just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.