he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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