So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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